The Fortress of Strangitude

hey folks.. it's been a while.. I've had little to say, what can I tell you...  BUT.. I now have news.. amazing, I know... 

I am doing a podcast this wednesday (march 4th), at 6pm (eastern standard time for those of you in places other than me (you know, like floating in the pacific)..  it's called Average Intelligence and it features me and my friend Gary.  It'll be all about pop culture and "geek" things.. so go us!   With hope, it will be a regular thing.  in the meantime.. here's the link

www.blogtalkradio.com/AverageIntelligence


if you miss it live, you can always download it free anytime after... we plan on making it funny, those of you who know me will find that your mileage may vary.  spread the word! 

awesome article on an addictive website.. enjoy!

http://www.cracked.com/article_15663_god-fuse-10-things-christians-atheists-can-agree-on.html


have fun! 

Happy Anniversary Piglet05!!!
yeah... somehow it's already been a year since we got married..  really doesn't feel like it...  here's to many more!  love you!

Can you believe this?  they are actually going to use this armor in the movie.. at least for part of it..  I want to cry.. its.. its beautiful... 

I so need to see this.. crappy or not.. look at this poster.. I NEED this poster

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/movie/carlspace/Kingcolonposter.jpg

frighteningly.. this is my SECOND post regarding this retarded song.. but I do believe it now has some legitimacy as it is beautifully covered by piglet's favorite singer.. yes.. this is real..

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=C580B724-47CE-4D0F-AADF-285553F73781,53ACE105-25E5-472C-9823-3E9762D69E08,AA3EC095-E84E-40B7-A2A4-0149AD30F6F6,93CDF0ED-12CE-424D-8662-680FABF01583&t=c156&f=06/64&p=Source_ifilm&fg&GT1=9246

watch it.. love it.. I need to download it...  

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition. Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you. </td> Friedrich Nietzsche 100% C.G. Jung 67% Dante Alighieri 50% Adolf Hitler 33% Miyamoto Musashi 33% Stephen Hawking 25% Elvis Presley 25% O.J. Simpson 25% Sigmund Freud 25% Mother Teresa 17% Hugh Hefner 0% Jesus Christ 0% Steven Morrissey 0% Charles Manson 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

yes.. this is a real test shot from the upcoming Watchmen movie.. I'm in shock it exists

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/rorshach_badge.jpg

I'll update soon.. promise.. but since I love you people, I give you this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWc6QQ9JlMc


yes.. that is donny osmond.. yes, he is acting like a goof.. yes, that's why I posted it..

also, piglet and I are seeing him in concert june 2nd.. in westbury, NY.. we're gonna be in the 4th row! hee..


oh... and I almost forgot.. look at what technology has wrought!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2AZ2RelmjM&mode=related&search=

In Disney's California Adventure you can meet and talk to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker!!! yes.. that is Dave Goelz the actual performer for Bunsen.. yes that is a remote control animatronic.. YES I want to go and see it in person... oh.. how can a world that makes such wonderful things still be so full of... well.. the stuff its full of...

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	fried foods	um... yummy? but I must give it up, for health and love
Literary:	Dave Barry	No one is funnier.. NO ONE
Audiovisual:	Mythbusters	this isn't true, I feel no guilt for loving this show.. its the best show on TV period
Musical:	disco, esp. ABBA and the Spice Girls	I can't explain ABBA.. I just can't, but I love 'em.. Spice Girls.. 5 hotties with british accents
Celebrity:	Baby Spice, Liz Vassey	Just cause, Captain Liberty.. now on CSI..

Now I tag:-

ok.. for some reason that didn't work.. however it says 

"You are Good!!"
"You are very tolerant towards things and are usually very good-natured yourself.
You are pleasant to be around and it shows in coversations.
You are rarely inclined to do wrong"

<center><a href="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/" target="new"><img src="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/good.jpg" border=0></a><br><a href="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/" target="new">How evil are <i>you</i>?</a></center>


seriously.. LOOK...  I'm in shock.. not only am I not a psychopath, per mistressjenn's psychopath email.. but I'm not even evil!!  I know its just a stupid little LJ thing.. but for some reason this makes me very happy

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

Fun-kay..

Phil... did you know about this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/news/cult/news/drwho/2007/01/26/40315.shtml

because I would really really really love to see these when they eventually air...

and in related news Chris Eccleston is now on heroes, as is george takai.. and the show has actually gotten better.. except for the stuff about niki/jessica.. which for some reason is uninteresting, except for micah.. who until this episode was acting like a jerk (yes, it made sense, but it was still annoying) anyhoo.. this has been a vaguely useless post.. so.. hey just to compound that.. I bring you a video featuring a toy dalek and one of the most annoying songs in the world..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOlTPAUL1IE&eurl=

my pain is now yours

folks.. I know I've posted today.. twice even.. but here I bring you something so important.. so mindbogging.. that even I, the heathen, the hardcore skeptic, the rotten jew who will go so far as to type and write the word God without a hyphen.. I bring you..

http://www.getbehindjesus.net/

the lord.. finally found somewhere interesting.. no more cheese sandwiches nor sidewalk stains or wood grain.. no.. you simply MUST see this phenomenon for yourself...

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x)Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total:8

(x)The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Failure to Launch
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 16

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 23

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 31

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 35

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 39

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total so far: 42 (whoo hoo!)

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 46

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 51

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 55

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 59

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 67

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 79

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 80

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 86

(x) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
(x) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 89

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x)Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 92

( ) High Tension
(x) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 99

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 103

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x)Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x)Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 111

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Total so far: 121

( ) The Lost Boys
( ) Queen of the Damned
(x) Interview with the Vampire
( ) Underworld
( ) Underworld: Evolution
( ) Near Dark
Total so far: 122

we must bask in his glory and purchase what he says...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31192

Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze 84% Lex Luthor 79% Dr. Doom 74% Magneto 72% The Joker 66% Venom 62% Riddler 61% Apocalypse 56% Green Goblin 54% Kingpin 53% Mystique 46% Juggernaut 46% Two-Face 46% Dark Phoenix 44% Catwoman 35% Poison Ivy 31%

You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...



you know... considering its Batman the Animated Series Mr. Freeze.. not Batman and Robin Ah-nuld freeze.. I can live with it. and right under is Lex.. so hey.. not bad.. not bad..